to be charming.

I'm overly opinionated and fuck is my favorite four letter word. I'm not very good at being lady like. I grew up with a brother and dad who I wanted to keep up with, I work in a male dominated field, and I don't know, being proper bores the shit out of me. So I swear and joke and give my opinions freely. I'm more likely to be described as hilarious than sweet and trust me, I'm ok with that.

But don't tell me to "be careful who you say that to" or " watch what you say at X event" or "are you sure you want to speak to Xx" because guys, guess what, I may like being funny and gritty and real, but I know how to be a goddamn adult when I have to be. I also know how to turn the charm on when necessary. So don't judge me for being an actual human but instead marvel in the fact that in the same day I can not only get fist bumped by my boss for a funny email I sent, but I can also walk into the Sprint store all doe eyed and sweet talk my way into getting my cracked screen fixed in under an hour for free.

I mean, if I have to be part of the "weaker sex", I'm going to take advantage of it.